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Valentine’s Day Horoscopes

 

 

 

 

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Aries: Throws boxes of chocolates at their crush

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Taurus: Gives a very persuasive valentine

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Gemini: Sends candy grams to every friend

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Cancer: Receives a candy gram from a Gemini and sobs in gratitude

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Leo: Forces their friends to play Valentine’s Day Bingo

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Virgo: Goes to the store the day after Valentine’s day and buys discount chocolate

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Libra: Drops off all of their friends at their dates/parties, and ends up missing their own.

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Scorpio: GALENTINE’S DAY

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Sagittarius: Orders a heart shaped pizza

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Capricorn: Sends an anonymous candy gram to themselves.

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Aquarius: Stalks their crush’s social media to see what they like

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Pisces: Can’t decide what type of candy to get so they buy them all.

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