In honor of upcoming National Joke Day (August 16th), we asked the students and teachers of South what their favorite jokes were. They did not disappoint.

“What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter ‘f’,” junior Logan Sweeney said.

“Pavlov is sitting in a bar. Somewhere in the bar, a bell rings. Pavlov jumps up and remembers he forgot to feed his dog,”  sophomore Zipporah Streiff said.

“What do you call a tower that can’t eat? An I Full Tower,” English teacher Lauren Mark said.

“A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar. As the night goes on, the giraffe gets drunk and passes out. The barkeeper says to the man “You’re not just going to leave that lying here are you?” The man says “That’s not a lion, that’s a giraffe,” senior Brynne Newland said.

“I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed,” freshman David Baumann said.

“Did you hear about the award for the best neckwear? It was a tie,” senior Carter Makice said.

“Two atoms were walking down the street one day. The first atom yells “Wait up! I think I dropped an electron!”. The second atom asked “Are you sure?” to which the first atom replies “I’m positive,” Chemistry teacher Neil Rapp said.

“A vegan and a crossfitter walk into a juice bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes,” junior Eli Diersing said.

Try out some of your favorite jokes in celebration of National Joke Day!